Wasn’t that show just awful? Looking for a way to disperse all these leftover feelings of fury, disappointment, and ennui? Do you want to paint the walls red? Well, look no further.

Introducing: the cloth tomato. Hurl it at the horrible actors, pick it up, and hurl it again; no mess, no fuss, but all the relief in the world. Perhaps, when all’s said and done and you’ve pitched as many tomatoes as your soul requires, your ennui will have been transformed into a sense of whimsy, elation, bravado—or maybe just neutrality. You’re welcome.